hello|ahoy
hi|yo-ho-ho
pardon me|avast
excuse me|arrr
yes|aye
my|me
friend|matey
miss|comely wench
stranger|scurvy dog
where|whar'
is|be
are|be
am|be
the|th'
you|ye
your|yer
tell|be tellin'
know|be knowin'
how far|how many leagues
old|barnacle-covered
attractive|comely
happy|grog-filled
quickly|smartly
nearby|broadside
restroom|head
restaurant|galley
bank|buried treasure
die|visit Davey Jones' Locker
died|visited Davey Jones' Locker
killed|keel-hauled
sleep|take a caulk
stupid|addled
after|aft
stop|belay
nonsense|bilge
officer|bosun
ocean|briny deep
song|shanty
money|doubloons
food|grub
nose|prow
leave|weight anchor
cheat|hornswaggle
forward|fore
child|sprog
children|sprogs
sailor|swab
lean|careen
find|come across
drink|barrel o' rum
of|o'